John Bellany
is one of the best known Scottish figurative painters working today. His work is found in museums all around the world. The Queen herself awarded John the CBE in 1994. His work is stunning and rich and awakens those curious little nooks within your soul.

But perhaps what I like best about John, is how down to earth and unaffected he is. Most of us would act like a big pompous ass if we had half the talent as him, but John just keeps it real.

While the rest of the town was swooning and gushing
over the darling Paolo Nutini
I was proud to be representing the John Bellany fan club.
He's my kind of hottie.