"jen, you did the slip-n-slide last night...and by the way, you did it in your blue party dress."

"oh yeah.
well, what about this bruise on my ass?"

"you tried to swing on a vine in the woods thinking
it could hold your weight. and it didnt."

"hmm... what was i thinking?
and what's this shit in my hair?"

"the tree. remember, you climbed the tree trying to get the cat.
you got sap all over you.
and the scab on your elbow is from when you tried to do that skateboard
trick off the curb. "

"you think i am ten years old, dont you...."

"sort of."

"maybe so, but at least i am fun."

"that, you are."